juillet 2012 – Eric Tistounet

Left with no other choice, the Penguins decided to leave their realm and discover the rest of the world around their ice pack. They were in particular very keen to learn more about the stoneman – a being of many colours without wings but with a ludicrous and perverted mind according to popular wisdom – whom a legend from the old ages locates somewhere beyond the limit of the 2345th iceberg.

juillet 31, 2012 eric tistounetLaisser un commentaire

When the Penguins were tired of looking at the sky, they looked at the sea and when they were tired of looking at the sea, they looked into their own souls just to realize that everything was blue and that they were tired of that colour, but there was not much they could do about that…

juillet 30, 2012 eric tistounet2 commentaires

When Penguins learned about the snow melting they decided to retaliate by eating the shadows of human beings, their only problem being to conceive how to do that, when and where…

juillet 27, 2012juillet 27, 2012 eric tistounet2 commentaires

By a narrow majority of 24.25 to 3027, the Penguins’ Task Force on the assessment of the interest for the Penguins’ Nation to invade Planet Mars decided to disband and eat a lemon pie instead…

juillet 26, 2012 eric tistounet2 commentaires

For yet unknown reasons, the Penguins felt very proud to sing « My life as a melting orange »…

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When Penguins were eventually approached by some strange creatures stating that they should get into some activity and become of use for their fellow beings, they reacted in a very awkward manner by waving frenetically at the world around them and saying that they would contemplate doing so only when they will have finished coloring the sky and the earth…

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The penguins do not bother so much about the nights of the flowers’ ghosts because (i) they don’t care about flowers, (ii) there are no flowers on their ice-packs, (iii) they are enjoying the midnight sun, and (iv) they consider themselves as ghosts…

juillet 21, 2012 eric tistounetLaisser un commentaire

When the sun reappears after six months of an almost unbearable Arctic night, Penguins are not in a position to recognize it anymore and instead consider that it is a juxtaposition of layers of different shades and shapes of colours, a situation which puzzles and destabilizes them quite a lot.

juillet 20, 2012 eric tistounet2 commentaires

When coloured penguins looked at the sky they did not see their own image anymore, a situation which frightened them tremendously. To address this, they started painting it in many different shades of colours thus generating the aurora borealis phenomenon…

juillet 19, 2012 eric tistounet2 commentaires

When the coloured penguins met the exuberant parrots, they realized that they could not speak, a fact which left them in disarray. However, they soon reached agreement over the fact that the issue was listening and understanding and certainly not speaking. All left with a smile in their coloured eyes.

juillet 18, 2012 eric tistounet1 commentaire

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