The Penguins were looking for a door which would enable them to move from one world to the other and let them have a glimpse of an altogether foreign environment where the ice-cap was presumably hiding. They talked to every single tree around them asking them where they could find such an item but got no reply a fact which they later attributed to the reluctance of the vegetation to refer to an object made of their own bowels. Accordingly, they turned to fellow animals but it was hard for them to understand what a door exactly was. Given the somewhat delicate task of translating their thinking to the parrots’, crocodiles’, anteaters’ or snakes’ languages, the Penguins decided to invent a universal language which would be made of Penguins’ orthography, reptiles’ grammar and mammals’ misunderstanding. However, while doing so they soon forgot that they were looking for a door, which became quite a problem when they faced a heavy and slightly disturbed caiman looking into their eyes with quite an intrusive stare. At one stage in the running that followed they came to realize that life was quite a problematic and complicated set of equations.
Eric Tistounet 
Ah, the mammals’ misunderstanding…
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